Top surprises of the Tigers season (so far)

Posted in Uncategorized on May 7, 2013 by VanillaSports

5. Don Kelly- Will Jim Leyland’s son he never had make the All Star Game this year? No. Will he ever be a regular starter on this roster? Most likely not. But has he been improving this year? You betcha! While he is hitting a dismal .189, he started last week batting below .100, thus proving he is improving his hitting. Having a utility guy that can play all nine positions in the field is just what the Tigers need, and they have it in Kelly.

4. Torii Hunter- Of course we all knew Hunter was going to bring his veteran wisdom and a big name to Comerica Park, but did anyone expect his hitting? With Hunter ripping base hits at a .369 clip, this 37-year-old is showing flashes of his prime self.

3. Anibal Sanchez- After playing tug-o-war with the Cubs over Sanchez, it is great to see he is getting comfortable in the Tigers rotation in the form of 17 strikeout performances and a AL 5th best ERA of 1.82.

2. Matt Tuiasosopo- 12 months ago, no one ever heard this guy’s name, unless you are a diehard Tigers fan who goes deep into the prospects almanac. The cousin of the creator of Manti Te’o’s fake girlfriend is giving the Tigers a wonderful option as an outfielder, using his decent speed and his impressive .324 batting average to give Leyland a great option to use in his left field rotation. He certainly is looking like Quentin Berry 2.0.

1. Jose Valverde- Papa Grande ended his stint with the Tigers in a fashion so bad, I don’t even want to write about it. But now, Valverde is looking like he is back to his old form. His splitter is looking effective again, and his fastball is dancing just as much as he does after a big out. I’ve never been more glad to be wrong, because I thought Papa Grande was gone and never to be seen again in a Detroit uniform.

Vanilla’s quick picks for the Lions season

Posted in Uncategorized on May 7, 2013 by VanillaSports

Let’s get premature up in here.

 

The 2013 NFL schedule has recently been announced, and with those suffering from football withdrawals, it was something of an early Christmas gift. And with that, everyone and their brother has set out to predict how great their team is going to fare, and I am no exception to this absurd craze of prematurely guessing how the season will go.

 

So without further ado, here are my quick hits for the Detroit Lions this upcoming season.

 

Week 1- vs. Minnesota: The Lions will start this season on a high note, and only lose by a field goal. The offensive line will be an early season problem for the Lions, as they lose Jeff Backus, Gosdar Cherilus and another year of Dominic Raiola’s youth. Viking’s running back Adrian Peterson will also rush for 1,000 yards in the game.

 

Week 2- at Arizona: Last year’s game (if you could even call it that) against the Cards likely had alcohol sales at an all-time high during their 38-10 beating. Rest assured, I see the Lions winning this episode of Fitzgerald vs. Megatron.

 

Week 3- at Washington: Will phenom quarterback Robert Griffin III be playing by this game? Well, it doesn’t matter, because RGIII or Kirk Cousins are capable of beating the Lions. I think home field advantage and Alfred Morris’ dominant play will play a role here as well, as the ‘skins win by at least 10.

 

Week 4- vs. Chicago: Oh dear, are the Lions really going to start 1-3? Well, that is how I see it, as Jay Cutler and Brandon Marshall have themselves a field day against the Lions secondary*. *subject to change if the Lions draft Dee Milner

 

Week 5- at Green Bay: The Lions haven’t won in Green Bay since the Clinton administration, and I’ll be damned if they win one in Lambeau ever again. Green Bay wins by 17, and the callers on the radio start to lose their minds early in the season for the 50th year in Lions history.

 

Week 6- at Cleveland: Cleveland is always two years away, meaning fans always talk about how they are two years away from completing their rebuilding process. The Lions will be angry this game, and Megatron will have 10 touchdowns. And I might be lowballing that number.

 

Week 7- vs. Cincinnati: This will be a great game to watch, as Andy Dalton and A.J. Green are one of the most thrilling duos to watch in football. It will be a shootout, but I see Detroit running away with this one with Reggie Bush as they win by a late touchdown.


Week 8- vs. Dallas: If this game is close, the Lions will win just based on the fact Tony Romo is the most unclutch quarterback in the NFL. I think the Lions start giving their fans false hope by winning by a field goal.

Cleveland Indians official: “It’s time to start trying”

Posted in Uncategorized on February 12, 2013 by VanillaSports

The Cleveland Indians have had enough.

They’ve had enough of being at the bottom of the AL Central’s barrel. They’ve had enough of seeing fans stay away from their beautiful stadium like it’s a hideous beast. And, most importantly, they’ve had enough of their usual ineffective off-seasons.

Monday, the Indians drove the final nail in their off-season project as they reeled in outfielder Michael Bourn to a four year, $48 million contract. For those playing the “Free Agent Matching Game” at home, that is the same price the Detroit Tigers got Golden Glove outfielder Torii Hunter for, but in much younger fashion.

However, this is hardly the most notable signing coming out of Cleveland this winter. The Indians have also inked Nick Swisher, Mark Reynolds and Brett Meyers, just to name a few. They didn’t just add to the diamond also, as they bring in former World Series winning manager and chicken and beer enthusiast Terry Francona to their organization.

Even before the calender read “November,” is appeared that the Detroit Tigers were going to be steamrolling teams on their way to the AL Central title. To go along with Justin Verlander, Prince Fielder and this Miguel Cabrera guy, the Tigers tacked on Hunter in the offseason and get designtaed hitter Victor Martinez back from his ACL injury.

It looked like an AL Central race that had the Tigers well ahead of everyone else, but now the Indians are appearing to be getting bigger and bigger in the review mirror.

Ash Wednesday: A Start of a New Beginning

Posted in Uncategorized on February 22, 2012 by VanillaSports

Hello everyone, and to all you Christians out there, I hope you’re enjoying the beginning of lent. Today, as most of us know, is Ash Wednesday; a day that could mean a multitude of things for Christians around the world.

It is a day to kick off a 40 day fast of sweets and treats, or even the start to a new beginning. This isn’t just a day where the dessert or fast food market dives because of people’s choice of what to give up. This is a day of remembering the suffering of Jesus.

Does giving up candy, late night TV, or Facebook amount to the suffering Jesus gave to his followers? Of course not, but it does mean remembrance of everything he went through.

In no way am I trying to downplay what everyone is giving up, because it is nearly impossible to reach the same magnitude of what He went through. What would be nice, however, is to find your place within your faith.

Ask yourself these questions: How is your relationship with God? Do you follow and carry out your faith’s word at all times? Can you call yourself a good example of your religion?

Now I’m not a priest, and I certainly don’t play one on TV, but these are the questions I have even asked myself recently. To me, besides giving up desserts and soda, I have decided to devote these forty days to find my footing again in my Catholic faith.

To be honest, I have found myself straying away from the faith I used to follow so close. At times I haven’t been the person the gospel would want me to be. So that is why I am concentrating on strengthening my faith that I used to hold so strong. Lent isn’t always about giving up something important, it can be about gaining something important as well.

Just like the priest said at mass today, “today is our New Year’s, and it is our time to make a resolution with our faith.”

So with that I invite everyone to find themselves in their own faith. You don’t have to be a Christian to strengthen your following, because every religion has the potential to make anybody a better person to themselves and others. It’s an extra step to take past giving up your favorite food or leisure activity, but it’s a step I know everyone could take in becoming a better person.

Hope you have a great day everyone, and God Bless.

The Seven People We Hate in the Weight Room

Posted in Uncategorized on February 21, 2012 by VanillaSports

Howdy everyone, and welcome back to VanillaSports. I finally found some time in my schedule to write an article, and one of the reasons I haven’t been able to find time has inspired this article. Lately as a new year’s resolution, I have decided to hit up the gym and try to put some meat on these scrawny bones (I can understand if you are laughing by now by the way, because that thought even tickles me).

Anyway, today I am here to bring you the cold hard truth. There are some people that just irk us in life, and the weight room is the number one place to catch some of these people. These are the guys and gals that make us shake our heads and think ‘why?’ So without further ado, here it is everyone, the seven people you hate to see in the weight room. Enjoy.

Hat Wearers

I’m going to kick off this list of hate with a personal pet peeve of mine: people that have no idea how to dress. If there are two clothing styles that grind my gears its people who wear sunglasses indoors and people who wear hats in the weight room. Guess what people, the sun doesn’t shine through a drywall ceiling. I know, ground breaking.

If you think you have so much swag that you can’t afford to take off your snap-back Marlins hat, you are instantly going to be labeled a joke by half the building. These people are usually the same people flexing in front of the mirror for 75 percent of their time in the gym, proving their swag-overlord is much too douchey powerful for anyone to touch. Bottom line, if you want to wear a hat and not look like a jackass, step out of the weight room swagasaurus rex.

Treadmill Walkers

Now I’m not one for the treadmill unless I feel like passing out in five minutes flat, but I can only imagine this being worse than shin splints to all you runners out there. I’m positive about this because I’ve heard my runner friends bellyache about people who walk on the running machine.

Usually this is just a little upsetting, but since it’s close to spring break time it makes this offense more of a felony. Come on people, your fellow gym mates are trying to get their stomachs flatter than your laptop screen and their legs built like a statue. If you need to walk, walk around your dorm, apartment, or God forbid you walk outside. You don’t need a black conveyer belt to walk to do something you can do literally anywhere else.

The Machinist

This is the guy who takes at least a five minute break before starting his next reps. Yeah dude, there is no one else is in the gym but you, and definitely no one else is looking to use that machine either.

This guy also makes you want to throw the medicine ball through the wall if:

-They are not breathing heavily in the slightest bit, but instead just aimlessly staring into space

-They are looking at their iPod as if they have been playing solitaire for the past six minutes

-It is the only machine you are looking to use

-They get up after their mini-coffee break and walk away like they just got out of a barber shop chair.

Don’t get me wrong, catching your breathe during reps is fine. Heck, I do that all the time, but if you sit there long enough to where your shorts start binding to the machine, it’s probably time to give it up.

The Camper

This guy burns my soul. The camper is the guy who decides that the most convenient spot to do his free weight workout is no further than 12 inches away from the weight rack. In my head I can only think “yeah chief, the other 40 people in here definitely are not looking to use those 15 pairs of weights you are blocking off, keep on grinding.”

Could you slide in front of him to snag your weights? Possibly, but you run the risk of getting socked with a ten pound weight as he frantically flails his arms while doing bicep curls. When this cat strolls on over to the weight rack, go get your water bottle, because no one works out until he says so.

The Guy Who Thinks He Owns Every %&$# Machine

We all know this guy. Usually clad in a cut off and oversized shorts, this gym rat thinks he owns the damn place and has his name on every machine.

This actually happened the other day, and the sequence of events went like so:

I’m waiting to make my triceps harder than concrete on that triceps pull-down mechanism, so I wait for this guy to finish up his duty. Fair enough, and he even rolls on over to another machine to look like the tan Incredible Hulk. As I’m hammering out 20 reps on 180 pounds (and by that I mean 10 reps on 80) I notice he is doing considerable damage on yet another machine. Good deal, until he walks over and utters the words “uh, I was kind of using that, can you hurry up?”

Yep, go ahead your highness, I seemed to forget you rented out this side of the weight room for your liking. Let me guess, you’re going to go to the café right after this and claim the tray you used 6 hours ago during lunch, right? And after that you’re going to kick the kid off of the bus seat you were sitting on two days ago, correct? Looks like someone never watched the Barney episode on sharing.

The Public Address Announcer

Lo and behold, the greatest athlete to walk the face of the earth is gracing us with his appearance today!

This self-titled Greek god is a weight room staple, and he makes sure you cannot miss him. This is the guy who talks to his buddy about his wondrous athletic achievements in high school and the weight room, which is nothing out of the ordinary. What is out of the ordinary is the kid’s notion to talk about these accolades at a volume level never reached before in normal man-to-man conversation. He makes sure you hear his story, he wants you to ask for an autograph before you leave, and his goal is to get you to throw yourself to your knees and bow before him.

Oh, and if you start to listen to this guy’s story (because it’s impossible not to listen to), I have a spoiler alert for you: The story ends with him saying the reason he doesn’t play anymore is because of a catastrophic ACL injury his senior year. If it wasn’t for that, he would already be in the Hall of Fame.

The Schwarzenegger

Ah yes, this guy. This man needs little to no explanation, but just for kicks and giggles let’s run through the résumé. The Schwarzenegger is the man who:

-Grunts loudly immediately after his first rep on the bench.

-Walks around with his arms at least eight inches away from his torso, as if he is allergic to his own body.

-Files under the category of at least three of the people already mentioned.

-Makes sure that you notice him going H.A.M. on the machine your puny being just got off.

Well there ya have it folks, the seven people we can’t stand in the pumpetorium. If you fit under any of these categories, don’t be mad, instead you can probably find pleasure in the fact that you can bench at least double what I can. Good luck in your weight lifting and treadmill running ventures everyone, and keep on grinding.

SOPA, PIPA, and why it’s killing America

Posted in Uncategorized on January 18, 2012 by VanillaSports

Just a few weeks ago if someone said “SOPA” or “PIPA”, you would think they would be talking about hygiene essentials or the name of Kate Middleton’s smoking hot sister. Now that college students are furiously typing research papers without Wikipedia, the nation is quickly realizing what those two words really mean.

They mean, of course, stopping everything that is encouraged in America’s people.

With my quick and Wikipedia-less research I understand that the SOPA (Stop Online Piracy Act) and PIPA (Protect IP Act) are in place to threaten a huge part of everyday life. In a nutshell they are in place to stop the piracy of images, video’s, music, and pretty much anything that you enjoy on the world wide web.

Before diving in and giving the millionth testimony against these bills, let’s break down why this makes sense. SOPA and PIPA are the best bills in the world if you are a musician, filmmaker, or photographer, because now people can’t enjoy your product for free anymore. To the other hundreds of millions of people that aren’t in the hills of LA, the only good part of this bill is learning how to research SOPA and PIPA without the help of Wikipedia.

If the bill were to make a resurgence and pass in Congress, you can kiss what America encourages goodbye. Has America thrived before without internet resources? You bet they have, but no trip to the library back in the 90’s gives us what our laptops today has to offer.

It’s threatened sites like Wikipedia that gives us information literally at our fingertips 24/7. It puts sites like like Tumblr that inspire the new generation through images and words in danger. It could give Youtube viewers their last days at watching videos and listening to music that lets them get away from their thoughts and even showcase their talents.

But again, isn’t this prohibiting the average American from living the American dream? What happened to freedom and the privilege of learning, especially when websites make it faster, cheaper, and more convenient? Why is a bill that will takeaway inspiration and thought on the floor of congress?

Or better yet, why is it that so many people are educating themselves on these bills and unifying to fight them?

Because the freedom of using the internet allows us to, that’s why.

Now wouldn’t you hate to take knowledge, freedom, and the American dream away Uncle Sam?

To My Great Readers, Thanks

Posted in Uncategorized on March 31, 2011 by VanillaSports

                As some of you already know, I have been given the opportunity to write for the amateur sports website bleacherreport.com. Even though it’s a thrill to move onto a bigger website then my blog, I am sorry to say I will not be updating VanillaSports as much. Granted I will write some posts here and there, but the primary website I will be displaying my work on will be bleacherreport.com.

                Another reason (the main reason) I am writing this is to thank all of you guys for the readership and support. I can’t begin to explain how much it means to me that I know I have people out there that are actually interested in what I have to say about what’s going on in the sports world. Whether you’re a great friend of mine, a family member, an old baseball coach, or even my great grandfather reading my work, I am very thankful for everything and the great remarks you have given me.

                With the bleacher report comes a way higher number of readers, but the numbers that will mean the most to me is the 40-50 of you who read my blog, no matter how boring they could be some days. Nothing motivated me more than the fact that you guys had my back and wanted to see where I could take this. If this is starting to sound cheesy, it may be because I’m a sports writer, and we’re all kind of like that, but bottom line is that I really mean all of this. Thanks again for supporting the beginning of my career that may go anywhere, I can’t show enough gratitude.

Some of my B/R articles: (if you click on my name below the titles, you can see all the articles I have wrote)

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/647890-top-ten-2011-ncaa-tournament-qas-that-are-running-through-your-head

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/648738-how-michigan-state-basketball-and-garrick-sherman-both-win-and-lose

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/649192-the-twenty-most-important-questions-looming-in-the-al-central

March Madness’ FAQ Guide

Posted in Uncategorized on March 27, 2011 by VanillaSports

10. What does VCU own its dominance to?

Well there’s actually two winners that stick out in the field: their bench, and the First Four. In only two games this tourney has the opposing bench scored more than ten points, and only once has the Ram’s bench not scored more than twenty. Everyone knows a deep bench is essential to a tournament run, but nobody expected these guys not only to spread the points around amongst their starters, but their bench as well. Also, how could they not credit their success to the First Four? Not only would they not be in this tournament without the new bracket addition, but some people think they shouldn’t have even been in that. I bet they feel stupid thinking that, because I know I do.

9. How is Gus Johnson still alive?

Fifteen games have been decided by one possession, so it’s nothing shy of a miracle his blood pressure hasn’t failed him yet. I’m going to need to pull in a doctor to answer this one, so I’ll be back in five.

8. Whats the biggest disappointment so far?

Easy one, the same five commercials they keep playing. I’m tired of the meat ponchos, I’m not going to listen to Alec Baldwin, and for goodness sake, let me say “Like a good neighbor State Farm is there…with a new line of commercials.” But on a serious note I would say the fact that this tournament won’t decide the best team of the year. With an eight or eleven seed guaranteed in the finals and not even a one seed in contention, there’s no way that you could say, for example, VCU was the most outstanding team this year where in years past the odds of seeing a one and two seed in the finals was undeniable.

7. Did the Big East end up being overrated?

In the regular season the Big East was making headlines for all the right reasons, but with the early exits of Pitt, Notre Dame, Louisville, and etcetera, the thought of the conference being a little overrated had to be looming in your head for a little bit. With eleven teams starting out in the tournament, ten of them have lost to, get this, seven different conferences (two of them against Colonial teams). The reason I say that is to point out that it wasn’t just one conference’s style of play counteracting the Big East, it was seven of them. So were they overrated? I’m actually going to have to go with yes, they were a LITTLE overrated (don’t let me blow this out of proportion).

6. What’s a mid-major?

 Before this year, the definition in the Vanilla-Webster dictionary read “(sm-ALL con-fur-en-ss) n.- A conference with primarily two-three star athletes with talent big enough to maybe walk on to a big name conference team. also see NCAA Sacrificial Lamb”. Today, rather than big-name teams sticking out in bright colors, the bracket seems to be deeming a camouflage color with two Final Four teams coming of a “mid-major” conference. Not only is their play getting better, but the recruits are starting to spot the Final Four banners in gyms that house small teams like George Mason and Butler. So what’s a mid-major? You tell me.

7. Did the big east end up being overrated?

In the regular season the Big East was making headlines for all the right reasons, but with the early exits of Pitt, Notre Dame, Louisville, and etcetera, the thought of the conference being a little overrated had to be looming in your head for a little bit. With eleven teams starting out in the tournament, ten of them have lost to, get this, seven different conferences (two of them against Colonial teams). The reason I say that is to point out that it wasn’t just one conference’s style of play counteracting the Big East, it was seven of them. So were they overrated? I’m actually going to have to go with yes, they were a LITTLE overrated (don’t let me blow this out of proportion).

6. What’s a mid-major?

 Before this year, the definition in the Vanilla-Webster dictionary read “(sm-ALL con-fur-en-ss) n.- A conference with primarily two-three star athletes with talent big enough to maybe walk on to a big name conference team. also see NCAA Sacrificial Lamb”. Today, rather than big-name teams sticking out in bright colors, the bracket seems to be deeming a camouflage color with two Final Four teams coming of a “mid-major” conference. Not only is their play getting better, but the recruits are starting to spot the Final Four banners in gyms that house small teams like George Mason and Butler. So what’s a mid-major? You tell me.

5. What was the most surprising number one downfall?

Without a question, I’m going to have to choose seeing the Ohio State Buckeyes fall. Why is this unquestionable? Because 1) Pitt has never been a solid tournament team in recent history, 2) Duke getting Kyrie Irving back from injury, as crazy as this sounds, may have hurt them (I’ll get back to that), and 3) VCU had the Midas touch, and you knew that after they beat smeared Purdue, so a Kansas upset wasn’t as unexpected as it would have been, say, mid-season. Back to the Duke story, I am a firm believer in team chemistry, and to have a lead player waltz into an offense that has gelled together to create a deadly threat is a recipe for bad news. Nolan Smith and Irving just couldn’t balance the role that they split so well to begin the year, and that’s what lead to the downfall of the Dukies.

4. How close is Brad Stevens away from being considered an all-time great?

Right now, there is not a single question that he is a great coach, but what else would it take to put his name in the same sentence as Bob Knight, Coach K, and Adolf Rupp? Well let’s break it down. If he coaches until he is 65 at the same rate he is right now, he will have 812 victories and fourteen Final Four appearances, but in reality he probably won’t reach the second number (or so I think). If he hoped into a time machine and his fine career ended with his projected win number today, he would be in eighth place of all time. Now is that enough wins to consider him as a historical coaching icon? Maybe so, but also take into account that early in his career he would turn two star and three star athletes into a giant slaying team that went to back-to-back Final Fours in 2010 and 2011, and I believe that is why Brad Stevens has a shot to enter coaching greatness.

3. Up to this point, who’s the tournament MVP?

I don’t mean to hop on the Butler bandwagon, but to me it has to be Matt Howard of the Bulldogs. Right behind him is Kemba Walker, undoubtedly with him playing like, well, Kemba, but without Howard the Bulldogs would still have their name stuck in the first round, the second round, and maybe even in the Elite Eight. Just hear me out on this one, without his layup they go into overtime against a decent Old Dominion, and without his full court shot flop against Pitt they go into overtime, and without his rebound at the fifteen second mark, who knows what could have happened to that one point lead. Bottom line is that I could see UConn filling in the cracks without Kemba, but you can’t replace clutch performances at the end of a game.

5. What was the most surprising number one downfall?

Without a question, I’m going to have to choose seeing the Ohio State Buckeyes fall. Why is this unquestionable? Because 1) Pitt has never been a solid tournament team in recent history, 2) Duke getting Kyrie Irving back from injury, as crazy as this sounds, may have hurt them (I’ll get back to that), and 3) VCU had the Midas touch, and you knew that after they beat smeared Purdue, so a Kansas upset wasn’t as unexpected as it would have been, say, mid-season. Back to the Duke story, I am a firm believer in team chemistry, and to have a lead player waltz into an offense that has gelled together to create a deadly threat is a recipe for bad news. Nolan Smith and Irving just couldn’t balance the role that they split so well to begin the year, and that’s what lead to the downfall of the Dukies.

4. How close is Brad Stevens away from being considered an all-time great?

Right now, there is not a single question that he is a great coach, but what else would it take to put his name in the same sentence as Bob Knight, Coach K, and Adolf Rupp? Well let’s break it down. If he coaches until he is 65 at the same rate he is right now, he will have 812 victories and fourteen Final Four appearances, but in reality he probably won’t reach the second number (or so I think). If he hoped into a time machine and his fine career ended with his projected win number today, he would be in eighth place of all time. Now is that enough wins to consider him as a historical coaching icon? Maybe so, but also take into account that early in his career he would turn two star and three star athletes into a giant slaying team that went to back-to-back Final Fours in 2010 and 2011, and I believe that is why Brad Stevens has a shot to enter coaching greatness.

2. What does the tournament even decide?

Even though I asked it, I still like this question a lot, especially this year. With a three, four, eight, and eleven seed sitting as the last four teams in the big dance, you can’t possibly tell me that any of them was the best team this season. True, you may be able to convince me that any of them are the best team this minute, but to say they had the most success as a team this entire year would make you looks sillier than Donald Trump’s hair. I mean just look, VCU shouldn’t even be in this tournament, but now they’re thrashing through teams now. I would love to say this years tournament will crown the best team of the year, but I’m afraid this year it will only mean who got hot and caught the most breaks at the end of the season. Nonetheless, its still a cool banner to hang up in the rafters.

 

1. What the hell is going on?

OK I may have somewhat of an answer to everything listed above, but I can’t answer this question that enters everyone’s mind when they look at their mutilated bracket. VCU going to First Four underdog to Final Four? Butler going to another Final Four? UConn displaying their superhuman bodies and winning nine games in nineteen days? Ohio State going up against an inexperienced Kentucky team and losing? The Big East being thrown around like ragdolls before the team bus even gets cold? Sure, they don’t call it March Madness for nothing, but there’s more twist in this tournament then there are in an OJ Simpson trial.

 

 

Hey, They’re Just Some Ideas

Posted in Uncategorized on March 24, 2011 by VanillaSports

Taking a break to protect their wallets, the NFL owners took part in protecting players by voting for kickoff rules that won’t only enhance player safety, but also change the game for the meanwhile. The new rules that will come into play next season (whatever year that may be) will be moving the tee to the thirty-five yard line and only giving the kickoff team five yards of room behind the line of scrimmage. Interesting that in order to save players from a higher medical bill they would only stop at where to place the pigskin on kickoffs, isn’t it? With what seems to be an endless amount of time before the next season goes underway, maybe the NFL can pass these three rules that would do players a favor.
1. Start mandating that all players wear mouth guards. According to NFL.com there were 154 concussions through week eight, a 34% jump from two seasons ago, so how could this not make sense? Ever since the days of Pop Warner the athletes are told to wear them to protect their noodle, and some players may not even be on a field today due to what could happen without that molded rubber on their teeth. Whether it’s because players don’t think it looks flashy or it would hide their gold teeth, someone needs to stick it in their mouths for the sake of their heads, literally.
2. Eliminate the “wedge formation” on kickoffs. It’s beyond me as to how this was not banned in this week’s rule voting, and for those unfamiliar to this kickoff return strategy, let me break it down for you: Imagine starting two Escalades about a hundred feet away from four Range Rovers. When I say go the four Range Rovers will be trying to pulverize the two Escalades that are side-by-side, and also charging forward, in order to annihilate the Corvette behind them. If you can imagine that collision, it’s not that far off than what happens on nearly every kickoff in the NFL. Sound safe? Didn’t think so.
3. Put leg protection on every player. Studies have shown that ankle and knee injuries have been more prominent on turf fields, which is alarming since ten teams call a turf field home. Whether it be slamming their knee into the ground after a run up the middle or having a linebacker hammer a wideout’s legs after a slant route, my guess is that if the league mandated that all players wear leg and knee pads just like the good ol’ days of college, knee injuries wouldn’t be as conspicuous as they are today. Sure it looks sleek without the pads and may make the players a blink faster, but if safety is the focus, throwing some pads in those pants would benefit player durability.

Vanilla’s HR Office: NCAA Hoops Edition

Posted in Uncategorized on March 23, 2011 by VanillaSports

Two men, two completely different situations, but yet they want the same thing in the end: a head coaching job. So when Larry Brown and Bruce Pearl stepped into my HR office, I promised them I would give it my all to land them the most important courtside seat again. Larry tells me that he wants to get back to college coaching, and good ‘ol Bruce says that he wants a second chance after his violation-riddled years at Tennessee. So in a perfect world where every single coaching position is available, I used my multi-thousand dollar formula to give these coaches their ideal locations.

Larry Brown- Seton Hall, and why not? This could work out like Melo in New York Mauer in Minnesota with Coach Brown coming back to his home state and coaching this struggling Big East School. With Larry Brown looking for a short-term stint, I believe that Brown can lure in recruits promising his NBA developmental plan with said recruit, and actually become relevant in the Big East. Now I understand that Brown is up there in age, seventy to be exact, so he probably won’t stick around for a long time, but if during his stretch he can generate something positive for the Pirates, he could pass it off to a young gun of a coach (Josh Pastner of Memphis?) to follow up his opening act. So for Brown, the selling points would be heading back to his home state, being dumped right into a competitive atmosphere, and a chance to be known as the man who restored the glory in Seton Hall basketball.

Bruce Pearl- Wake Forest, in my mind, is a place that I could see accepting Bruce Pearl with open arms. The Demon Deacons weren’t really that “Demon” this year with a 1-15 ACC record, which is far below expectations for a once perennial NCAA Tournament visitor. While I was searching for a school that would suit my client, I ran by Seton Hall and Boston College, but I figured that those two Catholic schools wouldn’t be fond of his track record. Wake Forest may not be looking for a dirty coach, but Pearl definitely has the energy to go out there and give it his all to revive this once feared university. And besides, I think a gold blazer would look a lot better on Pearl than neon orange.